*repeatedly bangs head on table*

I am quite possibly the most pathetic writer in NaNo right now. I have one of THE worst word counts for today. EVER. I have been trying to write my damn story for at least the past 2 hours and I have only 187 words written today so far! HOW SAD IS THAT?! HOW SAD?! Not quite as sad as the day I had 5 words written, but it's still bad. and sad. UGHFUCKINGOSITY. HOW IN THE WORLD AM I GOING TO EVEN GET THIS FINISHED?! HOW?! MY EYES FEEL AS THOUGH THEY'RE GOING TO FALL OUT FROM BEING TIRED. MY BRAIN WON"T FUNCTION AND I CAN"T GET A HOLD OF MY NANO BUDDY!!!! UGH!!!